Friday, October 31, 2008

Mormon update

True story: I caught one of them smoking at the Haunted Forest. He didn't know I could see him and he went off into the shadows to light up quickly. This is a hellable offense for them, so it's prett serious.* I went up and said, "Dave, let's talk about how much it will take for me to keep quiet about this." He said, very matter-of-factly, "We know about the blog. And while I don't want to, I've been tasked with giving you a 'Salt Lake special' while you sleep sometime in the next few weeks. Don't help me decide to follow through with this."

I don't know what that means but I dropped it.

* True part ends here.

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