That is, haiku about commuting, not haiku that is on the way to work.
A few that I put out quickly today. These all happened to me today...this is ONE DAY's worth of metroing. Please share yours....I'll post them all!
You merge the highway
Straight to left lane, then thirty
Miles per hour. Why? Why?
On escalator
At top you step off, stop. Stand.
We pile behind. Ouch.
Your backpack is stuffed
Huge. Hits me in face as you
Text. You are a dick.
We share a seat but
Your legs spread wide, infringing
Are you balls that big???
Walk on the left. Please.
Walk on the left. WALK ON LEFT
Your death will be nice.
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WALK ON LEFT.
will you please continue to share haikus?
Yes...and please share your own!
Does father love me?
Yearning for affection, hugs.
Slice of cheese in face.
Newspaper morning
Is this from your boyfriend, Vick?
Happy ad: not so.
Killing is like sex.
It gets easier each time.
Just try and stop me.
great. i'm going to marry a sociopath.
Dysfunctional couple
Public haiku their forum
Sociopath? Who cares?
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